You never enjoying peeing quite as much after hours in a road trip and you finally find the one bathroom in a ten miles radius.
Every time I see you I am reminded of how little I actually matter to you or any one. I’ve given up on being happy this year. Maybe the future is brighter. I am told it is.
Reblog if you like Sherlock. I need you on my...
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
That awkward moment when I want nothing to do with the business world or FBLA but am somehow Secretary of the Club. Good times, good times.
yo do this
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on,
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
helloimfranklero: if you rate a fanfiction NC-17 and there’s not sex you should be put in jail.
For College I know I am not going to be in Louisville, and maybe not even Kentucky. It used to be a big sigh of “Yes, finally!” Now, as everything becomes more real, it hits me: yes, I’ll be glad to get some adult space, and leave behind my childhood and high school issues, but I will miss Louisville so much. I was born here and raised here. Moving away for two years and coming...
Louisville is a place with no labels. It’s not the South, it’s not Chicago, and...– Jim James (via the-sass )
You wonder why the hell I don’t like you Grandma. Has something to do with the fact you yell at my friend who you haven’t even met, who is only helping out because she is a genuinely nice person and then later bitch me out for not doing something I have actually done and then yell at me to put my shit away when it’s not my shit. Yup. You wonder why people don’t like you.
Tumblr Video Challenge Day 5 My Cellular Device … which turns into my dancing about my new dog.
Sometimes when I am about to get into my bed, I just look at the way the covers are laying. Then I think to myself: How the fuck did I roll out of that?
You’re not original. Go away. Shut up.
Talking to people about their relationships. Yup. I will be forever alone. FOREVER ALONE
Nope I’m not a nice person. Not with these thoughts running through my head.
Oh just shut the fuck up and watch the fucking movie.
Tumblr Video Challenge Days 3 & 4 I did my hair and make up today. Yay effort.
I have just spammed my mother’s facebook with request for a hedgehog and hedgehog paraphenalia. Life goal=accomplished
“13 inches in at a ski resort in Austria” oh la ti da. Fuck off.
That awesome moment when you realize you don’t have to lie when clicking the “yes, I am at least 18 years old button” on fiction sites.
I have to pee but I don’t know where the bathroom is. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone is drunk and it is way too funny Also I just got paid… BRUH $50 for like 2 and 1/2 hours of work This is the life.
the old people at my aunts work are drunk. like really really drunk. and loud. kill me.
oh god i fucked it up again.
I am pretty sure I told the person wanting to order some cleaning supplies from my aunt’s work (which is a distributor of cleaning supplies) that they were closed until Tuesday. Yeah. That was wrong. I meant that the office was closed. I was supposed to transfer him to Service ex. 117. Holy fuck. All I had to do was push buttons and answer phones. I messed that up royally. I was panicking...