And if anyone is interested, you can use your...
benomads: Yup. It… Works…
fghjdshjksdflgvhjksdla HOLY FUCK I AM A NATIONAL MERIT SEMI-FINALIST AND THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. MAYBE I AM NOT A FALIURE AND EVEN IF I AM UEBER OBNOXIUS AT LEAST I AM LEGIT BOOK SMART. TAKE A FUCKING STEP BACK BRUH HERE I COME. fhdsjk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m excited. Except this means I have to write another essay…
That awkward moment between birth and death when you think FTW stands for “Fuck the what”.
Reblog if you bite or lick your lips... ALOT.
Some one… Meme now…
Ha… Grade 2 sprain from falling in a hole. Literally… falling… in… a… hole. Epic. Everybody ignoring you as you whither in pain on the ground. Awesome. Having matching air cast boots with your English teacher. Priceless. This is the summation of my life this far.
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
Click Here For More Funny Posts Every fucking day at work.
The moment you realize you work with the biggest homophobes ever, and they won’t just drop the subject when you ask them to stop. I understand you don’t think it’s right. But in no way do your religious views give you permission to talk shit about someone else. Plus, we work at Arby’s. It’s not like you’ve got much going for YOU.
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“Lead, Follow, or get out of the way.”- Thomas Payne Speech 9, Soccer 10, MCJROTC 10, Math Team 10, Field Hockey Mgt. 12, FBLA Secretary (I did want it to say: Three schools, what do you care?)
Totally ready for spirit week. Hot ass dress for “Dress to Impress” Day. Cute PJ shorts with paisley elephants on then and a v-neck Tee for PJ Day. Black (or is it SWAG?) Out Shirt, and well… old jeans, but hell, I’ll be comfortable. Now only to figure out Decade Day. I’m thinking maybe do my reenacting gear… like my decade will be 1860’s? Yeah sure,...
Work... just a bitchfest of non-festive bitches.
So I work at like the most low level job possible… yes, that is right in a secondary fast-food chain restaurant. The past few months, well really like 6, but whose counting, have been rather infuriating due to management issues and horrible people. First, my General Manager had to take a what amounted to a sabatical for the summer due to issues after both of her parents died. Totally...
altje-deactivated20111030 asked: It isn't mine. It's a joke.
Fuck being a chick. I’m done.
the-krusty-crew: BASKETBALL SWAG: HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG: SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG: CHAIR SWAG: BULLET SWAG: THIS MAN HAS SWAG: FINGER-SKATER SWAG: FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG: EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG: Falling down swag Going down stairs swag Get the Best Medicine here :)
Someone know of a good movie to watch?