I am crying. The one in the sombrero…. idgaf just eatin some cake.
beyond-the-elusive-nomads: denyross: dylaneatsrainbows: fagology: sammiok: My god. I think I got some form of cancer just by watching this. Are you mentally retarded. Seriously. This is literally sad knowing that you lack the proper education of an 8th grader. i think my IQ just dropped a few points. my brain just fell out my arse
Matthew [Morrison], 33, is still in the musical comedy hit Glee. Much to his own...– http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/not-the-brightest-bulb-glee-star-746906 (via focusedonfinchel) #HOLY FUCK #THE FANDOM WILL PAY FOR YOU TO LEAVE I SWEAR LET’S START SENDING AROUND THE COLLECTION BASKET NOW. (via heathafeath) I mean I am sure there is some truth to his frustration,...
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No, it’s okay. I only wanted to show you the watercolors I did in German the last two days. They are only the first art pieces I have done in forever and the first two things I have done in school in a very long time that I am actually proud of. It’s okay that they made me feel good for the first time in a couple months. It’s okay that you would rather play whatever game you...
Where the passion fruit grows sweet.
I went it to work feeling horrible but still in a good mood due to the great weather. Know who will be working and they are pretty great people so whateves. Didn’t realize the annoying one would be there. Sell some one a cherry turnover which makes another persons order short of one and get bitched out to the manager about it. Proceed to get really busy and stressed out. Drop heavy...
Please get me fires by all means. Jsvianxbs Kill me.
I’m sorry I am so motherfucking rude because I sold your turnover. You know what else is rude. You bare midriff laying on my front counter. It’s not attractive or social acceptable. Go away.
I just want to make another short film.
Ask me, please?
Anything. Totally 100% honest. Discover wondrous things.
I called my mother to let her know I was home from work early. She said she was out picking up my sister. Then I am home alone for two hours. Cool. Whatever. Then mom gets home and she is obviously in a mood, she’s “tired”, and so I stay out of her way in my room, working on my English journal. She then yells at me to come downstairs and then tells me to come outside with her. ...
She, she ain’t real. She ain’t going to be able to live you like I will. She is a stranger. You and I have history, or don’t you remember. Sure she has it all, but baby is that really what you want? - Rumor Has It, Adele My spirit song
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
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Because I have seen it like twenty time now: The weeks from Ash Wednesday to Easter Sunday are called LENT: Not LINT: Please and Thank you.
the-great-dragon-of-the-west asked: The dirt chapter? Am I supposed to recognize that? :(
I have this feeling that I am going to fail college because I honestly am so burnt out right now and I don’t see myself recouping enough through the summer.
Apparently when talking to my dad on Sunday I called him a dick. I told him I was sorry, but that I didn’t remember it because otherwise I would have immediately apologized I love my dad. It kills me that I say this. I think I cried for ten minutes after he told me about it. I am just a horrible person. Why the fuck do I do this dumb ass crap?
Guys, I’m really sorry I sing all the time. I just really like it. I know its bad and crap, but I find it fun, especially when others sing with me. Yeah yeah. I could be in choir, but that requires some level of talent and dedication. Oh wells. yes. true. done. confirmed.
I’m sorry. I panicked and made a Hitler joke. - Jess (New Girl)
All the motherfucking emotions
I love you, Dave. Please don’t.
You can stop telling me what the fuck I went through Saturday. Fuck off you whore. I’m glad you have had sooooo many experiences with drugs. Excuse me for being really scared from my one really bad trip. Fuck you.
How to Ruin the Rest of Your Senior Year
By Alex Schwendau, Ellie and Kayla. Step one: do everything you were always told you shouldn’t do. Done.
One of those times you know you will never look back and laugh about.
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Just painting my dogs nails right now.
whatwasoncesilver: do you guys ever start watching a show because of tumblr and then it’s like the most satisfying thing ever to go “oh, so that’s where that gif comes from”
This is precisely why I liked not have friends and therefore telling people things and having to talk about them and then admitting to something and then getting heartbroken over it. I just. I wanna cry. I have no idea how I am going to handle all of this shit I have to do for school and handle life and everything else.
I never make anyone’s day. I feel Ike I just ruin them. Sorry.
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