It has been confirmed, that was actually John David Dyche, Aaron Dyche, from Bowen Elementary School,’s father. He works at the Courier Journal and I think I remember he is a lawyer. This is weird. I have his personal cellphone number…
I am pretty sure I just talked to one of my class-mates from fifth grade’s father on the phone. The father was calling my boss, and as a receptionist I obviously answered. It’s just weird. Small, small world
goldenbowties: lexcanroar: piecesofrhyses: vipvictor: Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap I don’t think this clip will ever fail to make me smile why did this make me do a happy cry When I watched this on tv I was literally like
I spent so much money today… But I got some good quality stuff, so I don’t feel too guilty. I just can’t wait for the stuff I ordered online to come in.
Reblog if you think Germany will win against...
i-tormentor: Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it I’M SKRILLEX!!!!!!!!!! I had so much fun with this fuck was just saying ‘our work NVR OVR’ like fucking 100 times
I really hate it when I’m watching a show on my computer on full screen and then...– Hank Green [x] (via identify-my-dreams) Or you know… YouTube videos
My mom keeps talking to me like I care about what she is saying. Uhhhh. Mom. I no care about your drama.
My new nail polish is so pretty.. I don’t know if Sinful colors updated their formula or what but the last two colors I have bought were super nice and applied beautifully and lasted for a very long time for a very cheap nail polish.
I just bought like $50 worth of makeup… I mean I got it on sale and with a discount promo code, but like, I need a life.
muhwissa replied to your post: Two events combining in perfection So our dorm stuff will basically look the same haha. I see no problem with this
Two events combining in perfection
Part 1: So I was wondering all day today what my accent color would be for my dorm room. So far I just have grey/black/white and greens, but I needed some warmth. All I could find was like cool purples and blues. Eh, no. Part 2: I had this incontrollable need for coral nail-polish tonight, so I went and got some and painted my nails. As I picked up my laptop case and phone I looked at my nails...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Linda: (shows her husband the security tape) Does anything look different to you?
Linda: You don't see the camera? It's like it moved just a little bit. There.
Kash: Register matches inventory.
Linda: Yeah, you're right. I should probably shut it off. But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. Here it is. Billy cornholing the father of my children. Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face.
Drama drama drama at the work place. This dude didn’t come in and our company has like zero-tolerance for no call/no show… he is progressively getting more rude. My mom has now entered the equation… holy fuck… it’s her mom-voice. Dude better quit before he’s in shit.
Emma and Melissa
So, I was cleaning my room and I found some stickers and in our kid closet in the Cubs Room there is fun like glitter-glue and other decopage stuff. You should come over so we can decorate our journals.
So I’m at work and in the past hour two separate old people have come through and said some rather off-color/semi-offensive stuff. The first was an old lady who either just really couldn’t hear or chose not to. She asked me after I handed her order out if I was from this country. I stared at her like “…umm”, and she said “well it’s just because...
It isn’t a joke anymore. I really wish I had someone I could just hug all the time.
What if the reason Sherlock knows nothing of the...
ifearnofish: lookintothemind: And like The Doctor accidently erased a little bit to much, and that’s why Sherlock doesn’t know the Earth goes around the sun. WHY WOULD YOU
The only time I've ever won a race
So I'm cleaning my room...
and it’s in that weird stage of like clean but I have no gumption left to do the last 10%. Like, my dresser and bed and desk are covered in thing that just need to be put away, and I have a few loads of laundry to fold. Why can’t I just do it. If I do, I would be able to hang out with people when ever I wanted to with out having to haggle with my mother. Plus this was supposed to be...
Barbie Girl is on the radio. *flailing*